Vinegar & Glitter (ixtoh) wrote in sammieland,
Vinegar & Glitter
ixtoh
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Sarcasm

Sammie: Can somebody kiss my shoulder?
Me: I'd LOVE to kiss your shoulder, baby. MWAH.
::she coughs on my face::
Me: And thank you for coughing on my face, honey.
Sammie: ... ... Uh... that's No, thank you.
Me: That's right, Sam. It's called Sarcasm. I speak it fluently, just like Spanish.
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