Sam picks up the ketchup and tells Lily she'll put it all over her dish. I didn't hear right, and thought she said FISH (Lilia was having chicken).
Sammie: No, DISH.
Me: Oh. I thought you said FISH.
Lilia, completely deadpan and with a look close to contempt: On my P L A T E.
The way she said that was priceless.
Like, GUH, don't you know ANYTHING?
That girl is too funny.