She proceeds to make up this long story about Scott, who is also called Smitty, or Rich, or Dave. From the Imagination Movers, a show (I guess) that I've never seen. I tell her that maybe it was a different Scott. There are lots of people in the world named Scott. Why, Sammie, did you know that Harrison's middle name is Scott? She assures me she knew, but I don't believe her. She just keeps on telling me her story.
"Well, Sammie, I'm talking about Scott G. He rides a bike."
"Yes! That's the one that Clammy SAW! On his BIKE!"
That Clammy sure gets around...