Among the stencils we had in the pumpkin-carving kit this year, there was one of a vampire about to bite into the neck of a young girl, who is either sleeping or swooning. Hard to tell. It's actually kinda hard to tell anything in that picture, it's pretty abstract altogether, and it took a few minutes for Sammie to realize what was going on. And then she says,
"You know what would make this picture better? If the girl was SCREAMING."
That's my girl. Because screaming is what you're SUPPOSED to do when a vampire's at your neck, not SWOON.